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Saturday 20 April 2019
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The Genesis of Stupidity

Over the few years that I have lived, I have come to realise that there are a few people who love and care about me and there are those who hate me with their all. All the above people are wasting their time because I care for none in return. Before I start today’s confession of pure bullshitting, I would like to ask you all to pray for my forgiveness.
With so many investigations and researches done by people hungry to get qualifications, I have come to realise that there is zero done on the beginning and birth of stupidity. Maybe because it is hard getting people willing to speak but I think it is hard writing a memoir.
While people may say it takes one to see the other, I should say I have a reference list of stupid bastards walking around in society. From those you thought were smart to those who just have the time to remove all doubts. But who would blame them when we live in a world with all fallacy schools that seem to just bring many to the reality of being stupid. I think I know where all this came from and I know many are going to wear bitter faces after this as if they are not already ugly.
Religion is the most teaching of bullshit which I think birthed stupidity. It has the biggest and fictitious stories ever told. Not even politics comes close. It has made us believe that there is an invincible man up there who calmly watches everything you do. He has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you go against any of these 10 things, he has a special place for you.  A place full of fire, smoke, burning and torture where he will send you to suffer and burn and choke and maybe even continue masturbating. You will scream and cry for ever till the end of time.
But He loves you.
And He can forgive you if you pray with faith.
He loves you and he needs money (through his cashiers, the dear pastors). In fact, he always needs money. He is all powerful and has all the knowledge but he just somehow can’t handle money. Religion has taken in a lot of money, pays zero taxes and for some reason always needs more.
Now you talk about a bullshit story – holy sh*t.
When it comes to believing in God, I really tried. But the longer you live; you get to see that something is definitely wrong. With all this crime, corruption, diseases, hunger, abortions, Kwanyama Pastors, Harambee, nufu-preneurs, infidelity and you name it all. All happening in the eyes of the above and he is quiet? If this is what you people call the work of the Most High, then I’m not impressed at all. Results like this do not belong in the CV of a supreme being. This is sh*t you expect from a Checkers cashier on a Monday after payday.
So how do you question your result-less life when you pray to this guy who just does not somehow give a damn? Most of you pray for really absurd things so I could understand why he goes offline. But because of this bullshit department of learning, we have now opened up free stupidity courses and the learners are really doing well.
Now, just like masturbation, they are no longer in charge of their own lives, someone else is. They believe abortion keeps them away from being a mother when in actual sense they are mothers of dead babies. They have come to believe that the number of girls they sleep with is reciprocal to manhood when in actual sense it is parallel to their competence in pure arrogance. And as if this is not enough, the religion hangover makes them even graduate in the levels of stupidity. Some of them pray to get trillions of money when they can’t even pass a volunteer job interview test of basic mathematics. Some of you pray for health when you have zero relationship with condoms. And of all days you choose to pray is on a Sunday. Really? Who works on Sunday besides the pastor who wants untaxed money because even the taxman is off on Sunday?
But when you tell people these things, they think you are a child of Satan and everything distances from the Bible. It’s not like I expected better because even my friend Proverb said it on the 12th January (12:1) that ‘the person who loves correction loves knowledge, but anyone who hates a rebuke is stupid.’ And against stupidity, even God himself is helpless.
I mean, stupidity is not a crime. Not even Ndeitunga will care to arrest you – so go for it. It belongs to no man. With the right dreams, you can be almost anything and anybody you want to be. And it is for this reason that we need you. What would the world be without walking comedy?
Shapies…
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